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Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Here’s a picture of my day: (the “thousand words” version)
I had piano today, and somehow ended up running late. Normally I bring my teacher coffee (ESPECIALLY if I am running late-- it’s not a bribe, it’s a patience prize), but I forgot to, and ended up with just a drink for me. But I forgot food, so by the time I’d consumed that lovely triple shot americano, I was shaky because of the caffeine... try playing the piano when your fingers are shaky. But I had to have the caffeine, because I was up til late last night, doing constructive things like... going to the store to get peanut butter M+M’s, because I’ve been craving them for a week. Nevermind that I had some two days ago-- that just fed the craving.
Anyway, by the time I made it to work, I at least had food. Course, it didn’t help much and I ended up knocking over an almost-entirely-finished mocha. It went EVERYWHERE. Let’s just say it’s a good thing today was slow, because I spent a large portion of my day cleaning up after gigantic messes I managed to create. After the mocha, it was the prepaid cards... after that it had to do with the blender... You get the picture. In other news, it being slow also meant I got to listen to things on my phone!! And thank you to whoever brought in the auxiliary jack to plug things into the bigger speakers... Talk about feeling like someone is IN THE ROOM podcasting!
At last I am home, happy, (although I was pretty much happy all day, even up to my elbows in clorox rags cleaning stuff) and sitting with well, peanut butter M+M’s, and soon a drink of some sort. Cocoa or tea, oh boy.
-----> Pause for important distinction <------ br="">You notice I say “Peanut Butter M+M’s”. (I may be mis-capitalizing there, sorry.) K, I will admit I have to be in the right mood for certain kinds of chocolate. I’m obsessed with chocolate-- but that means I like very specific brands. Lindt, for example... also that organic stuff “Green and Black” when I’m on a “no white refined sugar” kick. (Those come around pretty regularly. If nothing else, it’s a grand excuse to buy the good expensive chocolate!) I tend to not be as into hershey’s and whatnot. Candy sorts of chocolate are sometimes too sickly sweet. However, I have lately had a major weakness for Peanut Butter M+M’s. Here is the distinction-- they are NOT peanut mms. Let me tell you about peanut M+M’s. They come in a yellow bag. They are chocolate around peanuts. Which is not very good. Because they have peanuts in them. And that is a pollution to perfectly good chocolate. They break up all funny when you eat them.
Peanut Butter M+M’s come in a red bag. You can’t miss it. It says “M+M’s” and “PEANUT BUTTER” on it. They are magical happy chocolate around smooth creamy peanut butter flavored stuff that I assume is actually peanut butter and try to ignore that it’s probably just flavored crisco or something. (K, actually, I just stopped to read the ingredients-- it actually DOES have peanut butter listed!!! YES! this just became a health food in some way. I’ll try to prove that at a later date.)
Anyway! You need to try them. Seriously. Stop reading and go to whatever store it is you have around where you are. QFC, Nob Hill, Hagens, Frys, whatever! Just go buy some. If you hate them, I’m sorry. I am perfectly willing to take them off your hands.
Alright, I know by now you are thinking that I am a little bit ridiculous, and possibly quite demented. These are possibilities I am willing to admit are slightly feasible. But if you had had peanut butter mms, you would understand entirely. But you have now, right? Cause you stopped reading a few minutes ago and went to buy some. By now you are eating peanut butter mms and I am looking more sane by the second.
Now that we’ve established the VITAL differences between these two candy things, I can return to whatever it was I was rambling about a second ago.
---->Important distinction ended<---- br="">
This is the part where I beg for mechanical advice. I would love to buy a Jeep Wrangler. (The cute little two door ones. TJ or YJ or something.) One with a hard top so I don’t have to deal with a bunch of water coming in. A guy who came through the stand says that “Yeah, it leaks, but I just take the doors off and flip ‘em upside down now and again  to get the water out and it works just great!”
Um, no thank you. I will avoid that problem please.
However, I thought it might be more economical to go with a fun happy jeep cherokee classic sport. Or an old cool range rover land rover that looks like it belongs on an african safari. Clearly I have a thing for the boxy squared off look. Then today, a tow truck driver at the stand said that he has dealt with a ton of mechanical problems with the kind I was planning on buying, and to go with the one I originally wanted. (The more expensive one, of course-- but they do typically have a great resale value.) I thought I had done such a good research job... I even learned words like “inline 6 engine.” *sigh*. So now I am back to the drawing board, and thinking it might be best to save a teensy bit longer and get the one that I LOVE. Research here I come. Cause I just love trolling automobile advice sites. If you’ve heard anything good or bad about either of those vehicles, I would love to hear it as well...
So that was my day.
Oh, the original reason I went to post--- I am trying hard to be more consistent memorizing scripture. One of the things that is helping me with this is, you guessed it, THE IPHONE! I love my iphone. I will admit it went through a little bit of a crisis after my trip and had trouble getting back into good consistent data reception stuff. (I was almost always getting an edge network, no 3G or LTE at all... weird.) However, it is over it’s midlife crisis. When I was trying to run more, it was majorly useful because of apps like Map My Run. (Not that I don’t still want to run.. I am just taking a break because, well, I am not a fan of being in pain ALL the time. And I meant that in the most literal sense. My knee hurts all the time if I run more than twice a week. Good thing I don’t do that terribly consistently... ;-) ) Other useful apps include Ticket To Ride. Alright, that’s not useful at all. It’s just fun to play.
Legitimately, there is a website called Scripture Typer, and they have an app. You can get an account for free online, but the app does cost a small amount of money. So far it is absolutely worth it! I love it and have found it to be majorly useful. You type out the verse multiple times, then do it with half the words missing. (Like what they would do on the blackboard in sunday school when you were little...) It does’t let you go on until your speed typing the “half the words” version matches the whole version with 80% accuracy.  After you “master” it, you type the whole thing. Eventually it will remind you to review. If you don’t like typing, you can record it and you have to match the recording. I haven’t tried that yet because I can’t stand the sound of my voice in recordings. Perfectly happy with typing, thank you very much. Anyway, I like it so far, and you should really try it. If you are as bad at memorizing as me, that is.
Okay. My very bad blog post is at an end. Next time I’ll steal from a puritan and post something edifying. Thanks for making it this far.

27 comments:

Rev said...

Ok, I need to make an important distinction within your distinction. (Of your distinction, through it's distinctioniness, ya know?)

M+M's do not exist. M&M's do :P "M&M's" are filled with wonderful products like (more) chocolate, peanuts, peanut butter, or more recently, pretzels. "M+M's" are the cheap Turkish knockoff that I'm pretty sure is filled with toothpaste and shampoo.
Regular M&M's are awesome, and always desirable. Peanut Butter M&M's are good, I grant you, but they can definitely overdo it in the "sweet/sugar overload" category. They're perfect for sharing, in my humble opinion, as consuming a whole bag by my lonesome convicts me so much that I trudge over to the gym for a spell. I only have a bag a few times a year. Peanut M&M's are also good, because they aren't so sweet!!. There's a little salt in there to balance it out (because you have to salt the peanut before you cover it in chocolate, obviously, 'MURICA!) The problem with peanut M&M's is that they look like they have growths and bulges coming out of them, and that makes most people uncomfortable. I'll let you try pretzel M&M's before saying anything about them. They're in a green bag (I think?), since that seems to matter to you ;)

I'm aiming to buy a truck this year myself. My poor chevy is not going to be my car for 2014, I can just feel it, and it just recently had a major mechanical breakdown which caused me to miss a day of work, miss out on a very important occurrence at work, get behind at said work, get in trouble at work overall, and get buried by these issues since Friday, the week before reviews! (Which are this week). But I admire your "asking for mechanical advice", because my version of that is "TRUCK LOOK COOL WANT TO BUY!". I want a toyota tacoma or nissan frontier. We had a Frontier before they were called Frontiers when I was a kid, and I always liked that truck. Toyotas and Nissans are great with maintenance, so that's a plus. I don't know a whole lot about cars, but I've never met a Jeep owner who didn't like or love their Jeep!

As far as Scripture memorization goes, do you have a Bible app on your phone? I've found Olive Tree Bible Study to be very very helpful for all things Bible-related, they have lots of tools and a library of material outside of scripture. And by lots I mean lots. I just dl'd a reading plan (5 days of contentment), for example. The initial app w/ its own store and 2 complete translations is free (ESV and NKJV). But I hope that tools works for you!

Emilie Edwards said...

You're right, that was an important spelling distinction. I am a little ashamed of myself right now....
Okay, I am over it.
I forgot to mention that I frequently eat peanut butter m&m's with pretzels. On pretzels, actually. It's really the best way... However I have to admit to never having tried the pretzel m&m's.... I will look for the green bag.
We have a little Toyota truck that has run forever. However, I am putting off learning how to drive a stick shift because I don't want to get stuck driving the Toyota! It has outlasted it's stereo... And it's power steering to some extent... I want to learn how, just not... on...that...
I love trucks. I would adore buying a small ish dodge ram... Howeve, if I am already planning on going with worse gas mileage, I would like to get a little more inside space out of the deal. That way I can cart my nieces and nephew around to do fun things... And I will admit that the look of the jeep wranglers just makes me happy!!
Sorta on the bible app. I have the esv app, which i like, and another one called something lame along the lines of 'you version' that is handy if I want it to read psalms aloud to me in the evening. But never heard of olive branch! I for sure will look it up!! I am a fan of any app recommendations you have. :).
I will assume you already have spotify and pandora? (I have a random Indian radio {dot, not feather} that I also like... But that's a little eclectic.).
And refnet! You need that too! Although that kinda falls outside of music and more in the sermon/podcasts category.

Emilie Edwards said...

Also the only Turkish candy I am familiar with is Turkish delights. Let me point out that I am not referring to the multiflavored-packed-with-fruit-and-nuts one. Rather, the rose and lemon flavored ones that come in a little wooden round box.... And have a tremendous amount of powdered sugar coating!! :)

Rev said...

You definitely knocked it out of the park on the turkish candy stuff. I have nothing. Moving on....

Sheepish admission - when I was learning to drive, dad tried to teach me stick on a Geo Metro (if you don't know what that is, ask your dad, and tell me how hard he laughs). In the middle of June. When you had to run the AC in the car or risk melting. Let's just say it didn't work out, and I haven't gone back since. I'm actually, honestly, seriously, considering buying a manual transmission truck to force myself to learn it. (That sounds safe right? Thanks, knew you'd agree) I do prefer the smaller dodge rams, before dodge decided to make them exponentially bigger and bigger each model year. I prefer mid size trucks, I think, like the tacoma and the frontier, but I would looooove to get a Titan :) Its just a cool name!

"What do you drive?"
"A Titan."

As far as apps go, I use the stock app and just DL my dads podcasts to that, but I also have sermonaudio, I assume you have that? I'll check out refnet for sure! And yes I have pandora and spotify, but....(hold your breath)... pandora still has that "new" ribbon on it :/ I dl'd it as an afterthought and just honestly havent been interested enough to open it up. Weird I know, because pandora has led me to a few new artists I'm really into now, as well as a few from my younger years that are still around. I'll have to fix that :)

Rev said...

Update - pretzel M&M's come in a blue bag, the green bag of M&M's you might see is mint/chocolate M&M's. You can't go wrong either way :)

And yes, after reading your blog and having to get gas this morning, I couldn't resist glancing at the M&M's display while I was inside the QT getting an iced tea. And since I couldn't resist glancing at the display, I couldn't resist walking over there and browsing their selection of M&M's. And since I couldn't resist browsing their (surprisingly vast) selection of M&M's, my fate was sealed (<--#calvinistjoke). And now I need to go to the gym. Weeeeeee

Emilie Edwards said...

I love it. When I tried (the first time) to drive a stick, my sister was teaching me. I stalled out four times in front of the same house, and eventually the guy quit mowing his lawn to watch and be entertained... The second time was on the beach last year, with my brother (the one you met) teaching me. Lets just say, at least I helped dig it out of the sand, right?? ;-)
Thanks. Now I am thinking about 'what do you drive?' And it sounds great in my head until I hear myself saying 'A wrangler' and it rhymes with 'strangler.' Picture of a noose or garrote coming to mind... As I trail off sheepishly...
I am willing to admit that spotify might be good enough to cover for both it and pandora! *gasp*. I use sermonaudio, however, I do not have the app. I listen to your dad streaming through the podcast app, and I listen to my dad through our church website. Anyone else I want I use the web for.... But I definitely will need to look into the app! It's probably handy.
Okay. The world stood still for a second when I read the words 'mint m&m's'!! I am quitting white refined sugar for a little while (came to that decision shortly after waking up wanting m&m's for breakfast.... And having a lemon poppyseed muffin instead... Oh man.) so informing me of their existence was just a bit cruel!!!

Emilie Edwards said...

Oh, yeah, and as to buying a stick shift to force yourself to learn... Totally safe. I would do it.
No, seriously, I really thought about doing that...
We have problems, clearly.

Rev said...

When my dad was trying to teach me stick in the Geo, with the AC on and sucking every bit of the cars 13 horsepower, I kept stalling out. So during one of my epic stalls, dad reached (with one finger) for the AC button to turn it off, and due to the stalling nature of the car at the time, dads finger punched the dash so hard the AC button and all its connecting wires went through the dash and onto the floor. True story. For the rest of the time we had that car, you could turn the AC from anywhere in the car! How convenient....

Difference between you and me, you "thought" about buying a manual truck, I'm still semi-committed. With the proper planning it wouldn't be too bad of an idea. Lets say I buy it on a friday night after work, that would give me 2 and a half days of traffic-free driving before I have to brave close-quarters traffic in it.

And even if you know mint M&M's exist, have they made it alllll the way to Enumclaw yet?

(Admission- I know for a fact they have. The company I work for hauls M&M's all over the west coast, and I've dealt with Mars loads in the Seattle area many times :/ )

I find spotify much less user-friendly than pandora, almost annoyingly so. I think I found one of your dads messages on sermonaudio, but I might be wrong, and its from 2005.

And....driving a car on the beach...what? Does that even work? I'm no nascar driver, but I think maybe you started off wrong on that one....

And "wrangler" sort of rhymes with "rectangular", which also happens to be the shape of the car. And the shape of cars that you like, which I still don't understand. I guess it's 1995 somewhere, right? ;) It also rhymes with "angler", do you like fishing? You could go that route. Anything other than "strangler", which just reminds me of that movie "Psycho".

And now all I can think of is that "cavalier" rhymes with......"cavalier"

Emilie Edwards said...

Sooo I am not sure your idea of proper planning really is proper planning.... A single weekend might not cut it. Note to self: if we go back to Arizona next may, steer clear of Phoenix if Joshua has made any recent vehicle purchases. ;)
That is an awesome story. Mine is not that great...
Okay, so every year my family goes to a place on the beach. (Washington beach- yes that means it's freezing) The whole group of us goes- my sis, her kids, etc. Last year we brought the very manual truck, and I figured it would be a good time to try driving it. What can I run into on an open beach, right? I figure all I have to do is stay on the hard packed sand.... Bad idea? No no, not at all. I thought I was doing really well and flying along until I realized I was only going 10 mph. It also turns out that that particular truck has a knack for finding soft spots in the sand. Especially spots where the tide is rapidly coming in.
Only one of the times we got stuck was my fault, for the record.... And it only took three men, me, and my nephew to dig it out. (He was more the cheering squad, being four years old at the time.) So next time I give it a shot, I might try it... Not at the Pacific Ocean.
Yep, my dad does have one message up from years ago, because he was preaching somewhere else, at a church that apparently puts all their sermons on sermonaudio. His sermons (except for the last three weeks, during which time we were, well, in Arizona) are on our church website, which I frequently link to. Www.sovgracewa.org. The sermon feed is on the front page, can't miss it.
If you go reeeally far back in the feed (like last July), you'll find a couple sermons from when Conrad mbewe was at our church.
By the way, I am typing this on my phone. I am pointing it out as a reason to explaining why I am being so brief. (Yup, this is my version of brevity.) It's really rather difficult to post to a blog from a phone... So sorry for typos!

Rev said...

Don't apologize, your grammar is far superior to mine, I wouldn't dare judge! I dislike going on the internet on my phone. I think it has to do with the fact that my last phone was sooooo horrible at it, even though it was supposed to be have the capacity. I had to pay a bill on it once, I think it took about 50 minutes, but hey, the bill got paid!

What can you run into on an open beach? People? Unfortunate starfish? You could mistakenly nudge a beached whale back into the sea, I s'pose...That would be a great headline "Female learning to drive stick shift truck nudges whale back into ocean at 10mph, still can't get past 3rd gear" And when you come back to Phoenix in some month that isn't dreadfully hot, I'll be a pro ;)

I've cut a few of my posts short on here also, because Blockhead (aka Sam, the dog I'm housesitting for) has planted her big block head in my lap and is staring at me with the look that says "Um, its normally time to go to sleep now, why are we still up?" And she won't go away until we do exactly that. I'll check out your dads sermons!

Words in the captcha window:

"hatedzt" and "bath"

Emilie Edwards said...

When I come back, eh? Well, technically my dad has looked at the same place we stayed at before, maybe next year. I would like that- sitting by a pool reading books was certainly no hardship!
Haha don't feel like you have to look up my dads sermons- I think he is pretty fantastic though. And not just because we are, well, kinda related... Although it is definitely handy to have access to a pastor whenEVER I want. Also, access to his library!! My own consists of less than four hundred books, only about 100 reaaaally good theological ones, so it's handy to be able to utilize his. You into books?

And. Aeuestw. (Captchas, dontcha know. That's not even a word!)

Rev said...

I don't read a lot of books :( I don't have an expansive library or anything like that, sorry :( I do want to read World War Z though! And not the abridged version like my dad read (sissy), but the whole thing!

Yes. When. When it's not deathly hot outside ;) The reason phx is such a hot (<---haha, get it?) retirement spot is a little something we like to call "October through March". 60-70 degree highs, sunshine, allergens, snowbirds clogging up traffic. Ok, ignore those last 2....

I didn't get a chance to talk to your dad too terribly much, but he did seem like a pretty cool guy :) Reformed Baptist pastors get a bad rap, in my opinion. I've never met one that had a bad attitude. They set quite the example.

contend and imagel. "I'ma gel my hair and contend for the faith!" #captchawordsinasentence

Emilie Edwards said...

World war z? Never heard of it... :/ hope that's not too shocking!
He is great. Absolutely great. I'm rather impressed with my parents, personally. ;-)
I think we are looking at early may- when its warm enough to swim, but not downright miserable yet! ;)
Must. Pmeurop. I have no clue how to use the second one in a sentence... 'I must, by the pm, be in Europe...?' Ha. I got nothin.

Rev said...

You may have seen the trailers for World War Z on tv? Starring a little known actor named Brad Pitt. Standard zombie-apocalypse-survival stuff, but it was apparently an amazing book before being dumbed down into a movie releasing next week. "Zombie" scary typically gets to me, but The Walking Dead changed all that.

"You must private message me your rope." How's that? :-) I must say, I'm pretty good at this game....

outside / cteddan. Hm....ted, dan, outside.....that c is throwing me...."See Ted dance outside"

Emilie Edwards said...

So, here is a shocking thing. We don't have tv. *gasp*.
Okay, over the utter amazement? Good. We have DVDs, etc. but no channels... Our tv is not hooked up to the outside world. Frankly, I like it that way. So nope, hadn't seen the trailers. Brad Pitt, eh? Who is that again? Kidding, I know who brad Pitt is.
Haha, I tried to watch the walking dead on Hulu when it first came out- nearly did me in! Sooo I watched about thirty minutes (or around the time the first zombie showed up), and promptly freaked out and turned it off. Way too gory! You're talking to someone who squinted and covered her eyes during significant battle scenes in lord of the rings...
Since I am throwing out shocking things... I've also never seen all of the Star Wars movies. I've had some good friends nearly disown me on learning that fact. I think I have seen two? Something with a pod race and another with a 'I am your father' scene. ;)
Said/ntrytli. Umm lets see... 'She said she can try t'like crazy movies.'
You're better at this game than I am!

Rev said...

I'm sorry fake movie/fake orc alien blood scares you, make sure you plug your night light in before bed time tonight! ;)
I have a tv, but I don't watch a whole lot. I record sports stuff (games and/or sports themed talk shows) but even then I end up deleting half of them. The tv in my room (the one in my pic) isn't even hooked up. And no, I didn't gasp, it's not that surprising! TV is distracting and filled with impurity, which is why I like recording shows and watching them later, cuz at least I can skip through the racy commercials, right? (I am not trying to brag there, I'm not that good of a believer...)
The Walking Dead, while definitely gory (and the specific type of gory that got to me up until about 2 years ago), is also a fantastic story, which helped me overcome the gore - I love a good story. You have a good guy who does the "wrong" thing for the morally "right" reasons, and a bad guy who does the "right" thing, but for the "wrong" reasons. Who is "right" in those situations?
What is a right/wrong decision when there is no more government? Those questions keep that show interesting, the zombies are just there to be a hurdle now :-) (There, I caught you up....sorta) As far as Lord of the Rings and Star Wars, be thankful you haven't seen the newer trilogy for Star Wars, its absolute drek. The original trilogy is supposed to be simply good movie making, nerd or un-nerd alike. I think the "Luke, I am your father" movie is one of the top 5 movies of all time, in terms of critical acclaim.

Sounds like you had a bit of a tough day yesterday, hope today is better! Your sentence was fantastic, by the way :)

"sostope" "289" What??? Are you rigging your blog so you can win this game? Numbers don't count! "So stop at room E289".

Emilie Edwards said...

Haha, will do.
Wow. Well, that's a breath of fresh air to hear. I think that today, most Christians basically watch everything that's out there, whether or not it is damaging to a pursuit of personal holiness. On vacation, (when there is a tv available, and in the off chance that we turn it on) I am always surprised at the progressively worse commercials and content that have come. Sometimes I reconsider even using hulu... shows and commercials are definitely not getting any cleaner!
Haha, the walking dead may have a great story... but it also had a hospital and zombies in the first bit. For me that's a lethal combination, and sounds the death knell for me watching a show. :-)
Right/wrong decisions without a government... I guess you'd have to just go back to, oh, I don't know, your original standard of what is sin and what is not. ;) But I know situations are not always clearly black and white... :-) It does sound like an interesting show!
Tough, definitely. Had some very close friends leave-- they are military and stationed in Texas from now on. Probably will never move back to Washington. They lived three houses down from us, went to our church, and came over probably more than a hundred times in the two and a half years we knew them. Sooo they are family. Depressing. Anyway. Today was horrible too, interestingly enough! :) Work was crazy, and when I got home there was an email from a company I recently rented an expensive lens from, wanting to hold me liable to repair a scratch they found in a lab exam of the lens... which would be fine, IF they had not already sent me an email stating that the rental was received in excellent condition. And I quote, "Excellent Condition." Bleh. I really don't want to pay hundreds of dollars for that!
Alright, done being a whiner. :p Tomorrow will be great, considering the fact that I am off work.
Prosecuting/annonCa.
"I may be prosecuting, it's an outrageous non-issue for California."

Rev said...

I know you're rigging this blog against me! "itzelo and wheatstone"?? Wheatstone?? How hard (and maniacally) were you laughing when you typed that? And once again, very nicely done! You're getting better at this game.

That hospital zombie scene.....so intense! There's also a barn scene that is intense, and very emotional, with awesome music in the background. *goosebumps*

The claims adjuster in me is freaking out right now! I handle claims (and head off potential claims) for a living, I would offer my assistance with your lens issue, if you would have it. I have to say, I write a dandy denial letter, if you need one ;) *straightens tie* Ok, end bragging...

Give me the deets on the rental! So many questions, I am literally bouncing around my desk. This screams denial!

One of my best friends from high school is stationed in Yuma, AZ. Thankfully its not too far away, but before this he was stationed in Japan for 2 years and stints on the east coast. He's currently in Bahrain, though, deployed in the Marine Corps disarming bombs while his wife (who I also graduated with) is pregnant with their first! Sorry to hear about your friends. Best advice I can give, and it's true because it's helped me through similar situations - If you're hurting about someone being gone, pray for them. Not that I should tell you to pray, but it's really all you can do for them, right? They're in the Lord's hands, commit them there. That's helped me a ton over the last year, and it keeps me praying!

Enjoy your day off work :)

Sir Horoitz very eloquently smashed wheat on the stone, making the worlds first sandwich. hah.

Emilie R. Edwards said...

Hate to break it to you, but I can't control the captchas... but wouldn't it be cool if I could!
Okay. I may ask for your denial letter. Here's the setup: I rented a lens from a company based out of, I believe, California. I read lots of reviews and felt good about it. I wanted a landscape lens for vacation, and it's one I couldn't justify buying-- it is the Nikon 14-24mm f/2.8, the mother of all landscape lenses... it costs around $2000. It's beautiful, and the pictures I got with it were amazing. It's one of the "essential triumvirate" of Nikon lenses. Umm but I digress. Anyway. I spent hundreds of dollars to rent this lens and a tripod head. I bought insurance with the rental, (of course) and was ridiculously paranoid about being careful and keeping it safe. I could wax eloquent about just how careful I was, but the bottom line is I don't think anything happened to it on my watch. So, here I am, sending it back a few weeks ago, and holding my breath until it reaches them safely and by the rental deadline. I call a few days after I send it, and ask if I will get an email stating that my rental is complete. Nice lady on the phone says yes, they have received it, and will send me an email when it has been examined and it's been determined that all is well with it. I am happy that they get it, blah di blah. Then, on June 11, I get an email from them that states they have received it and found everything to be in "excellent condition", thanks for taking good care of our stuff, la di da. SO, I breathe a big sigh of relief and think "Good. What a great experience. I would rent from them again."
Wrong. I will never rent from them again, because a few days ago I got another email. This one says there is damage. A scratch on the front element of the lens. I promptly freak out, then remember that I purchased insurance, and am less freaked out-- just really upset that they would first say everything is great and then a WEEK later decide it's not.
Outdid the character limit on the comment-- continued in a second comment.

Emilie R. Edwards said...

I send an email to them saying I have no clue how damage could've happened, I kept the lens cap on at ALL times, etc. They email me back and say that, Oh goody, I purchased insurance and am only liable for 12% of the repair or replacement cost, whichever is cheaper. At this point I am angry. I pray about it, and am less angry, but still am visualizing several hundred dollars of my coffee-stand income going down the drain.
I email them back and ask, "Why the discrepancy in status between last week and this week, during which time it has been in *their* possession?" I point out that I already got the "We are done with this order" email, and don't..understand...
Today they emailed me back. (I think I should just quit checking my email!) Apparently, "Unfortunately that e-mail was sent by accident and I apologize for that. My receiving team prematurely marked the order as complete, before noting the damage on the lens."
I have been, well, too downright angry to respond to that email in a nice manner. So it is sitting in my inbox at the moment, waiting for me to deal with it.
Okay. So here are my issues. I do not believe that damage occurred while the lens was in my care. Clearly there is no way to prove that, and I understand that. What I have a HUGE MAJOR issue with is that they had already sent me an email telling me I was in the clear! Yes, he admits that that email was sent by mistake. But it's their mistake. In my mind, at this point, it is their problem. They can't tell me everything is "excellent," then, a week later, decide it's not! Why was I not contacted immediately If it was an accidentally sent email? How long do I have to wait and wonder if they have made a mistake and will I be nailed any day at any time with something they didn't notice? And there is a discrepancy of 6 days between emails-- are you telling me that a careless lab tech couldn't have scratched it after they sent me the first email? Because clearly someone unpacked and handled it since it was in my care...
Um, anyway. That's my situation.

Good advice on the friends-leaving-forever thing... I am trying to pray without limiting my prayers to "Bring them back here!" ;)

The world has turned upside down-- there is no captcha on this one!

Rev said...

Ok, you asked one very important question that will go a very long way towards (politely) telling Nikon to pound sand (<---thats the term we use in "the biz" for "no we aint payin for your broken stuff!") And that is, "why were you not contacted immediately if the initial email was sent incorrectly? You can't just tell your customers all is well and then come back days/weeks later and say it's not! Imagine what kind of precedent that sets. The only other organization I know of that does that is the IRS, when they contacted me last year saying I owed them taxes from 2006.

Beautifully, and in God's providence, this "mistake" email will be an awesome shield that you can use to make Nikon substantiate their case. On top of needing to prove their case to you, they are also now arguing against themselves.

Some questions to ask Nikon:
1) Can you send me pictures of the damage? (ALWAYS ASK THIS)
2) Can I get a copy of this inspection report that shows this damage? (You're looking for the date of the report, as well as the date the lens was received back into their care, and the date the lens arrived at the location it was examined at, if they are different. Match these up with whatever paperwork you have for your receipt of the lens as well as when you mailed it back)
3. When was the last time this lens was rented before me? Was it received in good condition previous to my renting it?

Some questions for you:
1) What service did you use to return the lens? (Fedex? UPS? Walk it back in?) Any paperwork to show this? (please say yes....)
2)Do you have a copy of your renters insurance? The one with the alleged 12% liability on there? (Please say yes please say yes please say yes...)
3)Contact the service you used to ship the lens back and ask them how they secure their cargo.
4) When you were using this triumvirate of a lens to take pictures, did you notice anything in the picture? A mark, a scratch? Anything to point towards what they are talking about?

It might also go a very long way to send them some of the pictures you took on your trip. I can understand if you aren't a big fan of sharing personal stuff with people trying to take your money, believe me I am, but it might help to say "Hey! Look at these awesome pictures I took! See any problems with the lens???" I wouldn't volunteer it outright, though, maybe if they push this claim longer.

I would also ask them (if you haven't already) what the repair cost is and what the replacement cost is. If the lens is 2k, 12% = 240%. Did they tell you the estimated repair cost? You may have already acquired these figures and simply don't feel comfortable sharing them with a stranger over the internet, that's fine. But they need to tell you the figures. If they didn't tell you the figures it is a big red flag they are trying to scam you.

Rev said...

I typo'd that 240%. Ugh. 240$, but you already knew that.

And yes, I also find it difficult to pray "Thy Will be done" Because it usually ends with "...oh and the things that I want, too" Sometimes I feel like I'm praying the words emptily, because I still want certain things. I hear ya!

Emilie R. Edwards said...

Whoa, look at you go!
Okay, first-- very important distinction. The company I am dealing with is NOT Nikon. Nikon is the beloved company that manufactures beautiful imaging products... full of light and sharp clarity.. Okay, done gushing.
Company is BorrowLenses. I feel like they are legit and whatnot, I just am currently very unhappy with their business practice.
They sent me a picture of the damage-- there definitely appears to be a scratch. I certainly did not notice this in real life, but okay...
I will ask for the inspection report when I respond to the latest email.
He says I am the first renter for this lens. I don't care whether or not that is true, I just have an issue with the closing it out and waiting and then getting after me...
I used Fedex-- walked it in, I have the receipt. However I also have the email saying they received my shipment back.
Copy of the insurance-- No. :( All I have is the order summary that says "yes" on the insurance section..
In the pictures, I found nothing but some random dust and dirt that is very likely the sensor in my camera, and some external dust. Thing is, from what I understand, scratches sometimes are very hard to find in pictures. But either way, we took a good hard look at photos from the beginning and end of the trip and found nothing to indicate a scratch of the size shown in the photo of the lens they sent me.
The guy told me that they have sent it to Nikon and are waiting for a repair/replace estimate. He says he will be in contact with me after Nikon sends them an evaluation.
I am trying to figure out at the moment what to put in my email. Do I go with the "Please don't charge me" or the "I canNOT be charged for this when you sent me an email stating it was in excellent condition, whether that was a mistaken email on your part or not."
The annoyed "Let's hit the internet" part of me wants to go with, "I will put negative reviews on every site I can find, I will blog, I will tell every photographer I know to never use you..." But I don't want to be mean and vindictive. (Although, if this goes south, I will definitely do a few reviews-- I do not want anyone else to have this experience!)
It's okay, I can translate through a typo of %/$. :-)
Thanks so much. That's, well, quite a good lineup of "stuff" to think about and ask.

Ironically, captchas are back-- ironic because of word choice. Uiltyll/assume.
"Since I'm not guilty, I'll assume you will cease with these uncalled for charges.

Rev said...

Working for a carrier like I do, I am very familiar with the kind of damage a carrier can do to very sensitive product like that. I deal with it on a daily basis. I'm going to assume Fedex Ground, not Fedex Freight? It's pry too small to be Freight, but it's definitely sensitive enough to be. Was it shipped back in a box or a packing slip thing? (Ya know, the paper sleeve thing I'm having trouble describing). That Fedex receipt should have a tracking number on it (near the barcode).
Don't assume the company is legit! They're out of CA, a broke-as-all-get-out state, I'm sure the company needs money.
Your indication of the pictures at the beginning and end of the trip is gold. Is it a substantial scratch? Something a discerning photographer such as yourself would've noticed? About how "big" is it, would you estimate? Big enough to affect picture quality?

I wouldn't wait too long to email them back, and definitely wouldn't wait until they get their evaluation back from Nikon. The key with denials is to be out in front of them. It's kinda like being the last one in school to yell "NOT IT!". In my opinionation, you want your denial sitting in their pretty little paws when they get their evaluation back from nikon, because that will make them say "Great, now what do we do with this?"
No denial is rebuttal-proof, and you will likely (definitely) get some pushback, but you have some outs- Fedex, and your lovely shield email. I know checking your emails is aggravating right now, I'm sorry, but you need to appear to them like you have it all together (even if you don't).

As far as what to say in your email, I can provide some verbage, if you like. Something firmly worded but also diplomatic. I definitely wouldn't go with the more sheepish "please don't charge me!" or the threatening "I will tell everyone and their uncles about you!". Though the latter could definitely work, if you feel so inclined.

Emilie R. Edwards said...

Okay. Yeps, FedEx ground.
As to the scratch, I am not sure how big it would have to be to affect pictures significantly! I have never had a lens with a scratch on it... I take super good care to make sure the front elements of my lenses DON'T get scratched! :/

Verbiage would be helpful. Send away. However would you mind sending anything you have to my email, rather than here?
emilie.edwards1689@gmail.com
(I know, i am SUPER creative with that whole 1689 thing... :p)

Rev said...

??? Dont know if my last comment posted or not, looks I caught your instagram post bug :P

Anyways, I was gonna advise you to try and get a copy of the insurance document you signed (when you bought the insurance on the rental, the 12% thingy)

Emilie Edwards said...

I think it posted-- also, I got your email and responded to it.